
“Notable achievements.”A Game Of Thrones aajajajajaja oh yeah!
“It was a beautiful golden harp, and when Thorin Struck it the music began all at once, so sudden and sweet that Bilbo forgot everything else, and was swept away into dark lands under strange moons, far over The Water and very far from his hobbit-hole under The Hill.”
The Hobbit …the fuck? sudden, sweet and I’ll sweep away them or I’ll be swept away to dark lands and strange moons?? .. intriguing :P
(Source: meme-meme)
“so well intended, and yet so insulting.”
According to the clock on the wall there were still six minutes left. AHAHAHA, I’M DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Put the cigarette out immediately.” lolwut
fml it’s breaking dawn ‘My mother’s voice sounded a little distance away, and everything in the room was slightly...
“As fits a King’s rememberance”….. That’s what I get for picking up my copy of Hamlet :L
“Itching sensations are distinct from ticklishness, which at least some people find pleasurable.” O_O
“So well intended, and yet so insulting.” Mockingjay. Awsome…
“we slog back in the train in silence” oh haay (;
“It’s got nothing to do with sex at all.” WELL I’M GLAD WE CLEARED THAT UP
“The family hero returned to us with a flourish of trumpets.”
“Peeta’s a baker’s son.” well looks like I’m going to hook up with an incredibly hot baker.
Im not to tough.The Catcher in the Rye. Oh dear lord
“Peeta was a bakers son”
“We now have 22 pies of pizza.” DA FUCK?
“FREE Three piece lamp set. Only $59.99!” I am destined to be with a lamp. FOREVER ALONE );
“Scampering away, they found even more rooms in which to amuse themselves.” I’M DYING LOL.
“The timing for Olympic events has become more precise over the years.” (Introduction to Physical Science)
“He must be getting both from the Good Power.” lmao
“This caused everyone, including Ruple to smile.” phew… that was a gamble picking up Ruple And Evelyn….
”Before disembarking, the Pilgrim leaders drew up and signed the brief Mayflower Compact.”- The American Pageant (APUSH...
“He instructed the one in the lead: `When my brother Esau meets you and asks, `To whom do you belong, and where are you...
‘She kissed his ass and his penis’ OMG WHAT IS THIS FOR BOOK (Lisa’s adem)
“It was at this time that he first came to me” ….. Ummmm, Okay?
“Measurement of the atmospheric pressure using a mercury barometer” SEEMS LEGIT.
“The room was very familiar to Ezio.” YUP SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT
“So well intended, and yet so insulting,” Gale whispers in my ear. oh hoh oh
“Your shutters are goldenrod, not yellow,” he replied. DA FUQ? (Bad Girls Don’t Die)
“We’ve all been through a lot of weird stuff.” OMFG CRYING! (The Lost Hero)
But if you’ve ever written a cheque you knew would bounce (or written one that bounced unexpectedly), you know that a...
“Doing One’s Job: The Caste System” - my world religion textbook o_O
totally used page 46 by accident omg here lets try again “My mother was golden and beautiful…” o m g
“Then I saw Johnny.”
My mother taught Prim and me to eat properly, so yes, I can handle a fork and knife. -The Hunger Games. Well, oh dear…
oh my fucking god. “After a strange two-hour shuttle-van ride home from the St. Louis Airport on August 23, 1995, Donna...